As you both know we are having a party this weekend in honor of Casey and our parties are always so sophisticated and under control (Curtis is not invited this time). So, I have created a drinking game:
If Casey accuses you of ‘perpetrating’ take a drink
If Casey says ‘that’s money’ take a drink
If Casey says ‘nicely done’ take a drink
If Casey says ‘well played’ take a drink
Take a drink if Casey uses the wrong word or a common expression in the wrong context. (For example, if he asks you if you have saved up a goose egg instead of a nest egg)
If someone makes fun of Casey for being bald take two drinks
If Casey says ‘touché’ make him take a drink
If Casey makes up his own words to a song everybody drink a margarita
If Casey makes up his own words to a song that uses the words ‘nicely done’ and ‘that’s money’ DO NOT drink, he is fucking with you
If Shana mentions how much she misses Boomer pour a shot into his dog bowl
Take a long, slow drink every time Allison long blinks
If Allison / Jocelyn fall asleep (pass out) prior to midnight do three shots
If any one asks Chris F. to do any sort of math, make them do a shot
If Chris R. wants to argue any political point, shots for everybody, then continue with caution
If Jocelyn calls anyone a douche-canoe, we all drink because that is so funny!
If Shana mentions any sort of microphone or singing contest, please remove all drinks from her reach and everyone go to bed
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