Something has to be done...

Dear Curtis Stone,

I need to talk to you about something very important, an epidemic that I’m pretty sure you are responsible for: people who drive around with antlers attached to the roof of their cars and a big red nose on the front of the hood. What is with that? Can someone please tell the guy driving that Dodge Caravan that he’s driving a minivan, not freaking Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? And to those hilarious souls who attach fake arms and legs to their trunks during Halloween? From now on I’ll be calling the police each time I see one to report a possible kidnapping/homicide/limb dismemberment. Cars are cars people. Enough. Is. Enough.