Something has to be done...

Dear Curtis Stone,

I need to talk to you about something very important, an epidemic that I’m pretty sure you are responsible for: people who drive around with antlers attached to the roof of their cars and a big red nose on the front of the hood. What is with that? Can someone please tell the guy driving that Dodge Caravan that he’s driving a minivan, not freaking Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? And to those hilarious souls who attach fake arms and legs to their trunks during Halloween? From now on I’ll be calling the police each time I see one to report a possible kidnapping/homicide/limb dismemberment. Cars are cars people. Enough. Is. Enough.

Life's Certainties

There are a few things in life I am sure of. Christmas, anticipated, Birthdays, celebrated, Curtis Stone, Disappointed. At least we can depend on each other, or in my case lately, Poinsetta's (ladies, do you know about these delicious treats.. cranberry + champagne, I mean, seriously, can you get better than that)

Ok, new post, Cranberry, Improving Kidney Health one drink at a time.

I digress. Ok, back to what I am sure of... Crappy, I forgot. The alcohol kicked in.

I Love you, I know that for a fact.

Merry Christmas!

Dear Curtis Stone,

Seeing as how it’s Christmas and all (time for joy and in some cases, forgiveness) I thought an explanation was in order. Now I am not joyous, nor do I forgive you…I just thought an explanation was in order. Here it is in a nutshell. You were supposed to come and cook dinner for us…we even spoke to a producer from The Today Show…you didn’t come…we hate you. I can’t say how long this will last, emotions are a tricky thing you know? I am optimistic though, that one day far, far, far, very far in the future; we may love you again. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Slackers!

Curtis Stone, this is what you could have had......

But instead you went to Frisco? Really? Joc- It is your fault. You are not a school teacher with a classroom full of adorable kiddos. No, instead you are just saving lives.

We are more interesting then them. I did not even watch the whole clip. I had enough with the lame 'country music' in the background. And, cheese? Really?